Heavyweight Apparel Built for the Sandpaper Friction of the Mats
Born in Blackburn from split flappers, chalk dust, and shouted unsolicited beta. Gritty hand-sketched artwork pressed onto 240gsm cotton blanks that survive coarse gym walls and chilly outdoor grit sessions.
Climbing Doesn’t Need £600 Jackets to Be Serious Fun
We didn’t start in a corporate boardroom; we started at the bottom of the gym mats nursing bloody flappers while someone shouted completely useless beta from the ground. Right on the doorstep of Peak grit and Lancashire crags, we grew tired of flimsy shirts that tear on the first coarse wall smear.
We celebrate the raw absurdity of climbing: obsessing over millimeter footholds, roasting your mate who has been projecting the same boulder since 2019, and the quiet satisfaction of a cold crag at sunset. Pure character, zero corporate fluff.
Crew QR Edition — Scan & Save £3
Every piece comes in our Crew QR Edition with a scannable back-tag. Friends scan your shirt, get £3 off, and you save £3 instantly at checkout. Or pick the Clean Edition if you prefer a blank back.
Grab any two Crew QR heavyweight tees for £50.00 and unlock Free UK Tracked 48 shipping automatically. Skip the postage and gear up your climbing crew.
What climbers across the UK are saying between attempts, warm-up flashes, and projecting sessions.
“Finally a climbing shirt that doesn’t shred after one session of sandpaper wall smearing. Heavy fabric, great boxy fit, and my belayer scanned my back-tag right in the gym.”
Callum R.
Indoor Boulderer, Manchester Depot
“Bought ‘Projecting Since 2019’ for my regular climbing mate for his birthday. The entire gym burst out laughing. Best gift roast on the market hands down.”
Sophie M.
Trad & Sport Climber, Sheffield
“The 400gsm hoodie is an absolute furnace on freezing Peak District grit days. Warmest fleece I own, no loose hood strings to catch on rock, and pure classic quality.”
